More Legendary On THe Wing quotes…

Last Updated on Tuesday, 15 February 2011 11:03 Written by owen.ryan Tuesday, 15 February 2011 11:03

On The Wing – Real Life, Real Quotes

Brian Costello Rekindles an Old Flame!:

I got a phone call from the ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe re-ignite a little of that magic.
“Wow !!!”,
I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!”
She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge!
“Yeah”, I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!”;
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
“Anyway Brian honey, I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself since then!” she giggled playfully

…so I told her to f*** off and hung up the phone.

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