Liam Kennedy – Show me the money!
Last Updated on Tuesday, 15 February 2011 11:09 Written by owen.ryan Tuesday, 15 February 2011 11:09
Its All About The Money
Money! Everyone needs money and one of the great sponsors of Drom-Inch club the County Bar????? is a Drom hunting ground. Onthewing met up with bar manager Liam Kennedy.
Onthewing: Well Liam you bollix
Liam: Ah shut up. What do you want?
Onthewing: Im here to do that interview, the court case against me was thrown out due to lack of funding. Ill have a glass of water not out of a bottle. The free water from the tap.
Liam: Ehhhhh {why does everyone drink the free stuff, Ill have to start charging for tap water soon}
Onthewing: Liam, As a valuable member of the Drom senior team, you are heading off to Australia for a year, you will probably miss the entire season next year, are people saying dont go and who will we get to replace you next year??
Liam: No!!! Ah the lads are great, were having a laugh. Theyre “joking” saying good riddance to a bad problem and go fuck yourself Kennedy and youre only a junior B hurler anyway. Ahh the banter, Ill really miss it when Im gone. But if the club needs me next year Ill be back to help out.
Onthewing: Just to comment on what you said there. Only a Junior B Hurler. Thats not the first time youve heard that comment. Would you care to elaborate??
Liam: Ehhhhh . Dont get me started now Onthewing. But Ill tell you anyway, youre a decent bloke. Was in Fogartys, you know the bad pub across the way, well I was in there and one of the Sars lads said I was a junior B hurler, well all I say after that is Im barred and your man saw what colour shoes I was wearing.
Onthewing: Well, leave that subject Liam, I see your getting a bit hot under the collar. Some of the more traditionalist people in the parish seem to think the root of the lack of success at senior level starts at the Beer Taps in this pub! Would you agree??
Liam: Ehhhhh . I have a business to run. If the lads want to drink a pint or two who am I to stop them?
Onthewing: Ah now Liam. Ive done my sums on this and Ive come up with these figures. Matty Ryan spent since he became legal to drink 121,343 here and Blondie a mere 80,987. Thats more than one or two pints Liam.
Liam: Shut up, look Im providing a service, if there willing to buy Im willing to give.
Onthewing: I also heard your willing to give free beer to easy women, Liam?? I also heard you go to Internet dating agencies? Liam for once and for all, its about time you put these rumours to rest.
Liam: Whos telling you this about me?? These are private, special things that go on in my life. Im going to ask you to leave this public house and barr you for three months
Onthewing: Yeah right, like you tried to barr Lar Corbett for missing a point against Clare. Your word is worth nothing around here anymore. Youre a disgrace.
Liam: And dont come back .a..ah..aa Ill tell Marie.
As Liam is gone from us now, hes now in a place far far away, to get a proper picture of what we can remember him by, I went to meet some of the people closest to him.
A man of great taste and sophistication, not unlike myself. Yet he still finds time for simple pleasures in life like loose cars, fast women .. fast food. – BLONDIE JOHN KENNEDY
Stupid, vain and a total arsehole. And certainly not the great lover he pretends to be. Three minutes, if my memorys right. You could boil an egg by him. As long as you like your eggs soft. – ORLA, MONADREEN.
One of the best hurlers this county has ever produced and I mean EVER. If it wasnt for injuries, bad luck and so forth he would have played for Tipperary. – JOHN F. KENNEDY
Who????? – NICKY ENGLISH
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